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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.