What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

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What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis.