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What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

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How?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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What's a desert's favorite song?

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What do you call a mean dust storm?

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.