What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.