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What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What do you call a mean dust storm?

Darude - Sandstorm

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

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How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...