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Darude Sandstorm Jokes

What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.

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What do you call a mean dust storm?

Darude - Sandstorm

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

What's a desert's favorite song?

Darude-Sandstorm

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Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

Egyptians Jokes More Egyptians Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.