What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo