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What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

What do you call a waffle that burps too much?

A belchin waffle.