What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

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What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water