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What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

Spring Water Jokes More Spring Water Jokes

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water