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How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow Balls

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you NEVER call a black man?

A friend

Why doesnt Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he is married.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...