How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

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When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

How can you tell the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush.

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

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What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.