How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

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What's scary about a white man in prison?

You know he did it

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.