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How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.