What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

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What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.