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What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.

Petrified Wood Jokes More Petrified Wood Jokes

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.