What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.