What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

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What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.