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What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Petrified Wood Jokes More Petrified Wood Jokes

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.