What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

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Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.