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What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Petrified Wood Jokes More Petrified Wood Jokes

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.