What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.