What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.

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What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.