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What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.