What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

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What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

Cake.

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.