What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

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What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda