What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

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What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.