What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.