What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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What was the geologists' favorite Musical genere?

Rock

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.