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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

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How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.