What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

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How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

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What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.