What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

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Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

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What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

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What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.