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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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Why are people in Silicon Valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.