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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

Rock Roll Jokes More Rock Roll Jokes

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.