What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

Why was the fireman buried on top of the hill?

Because he was dead.

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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

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What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

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What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.