Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

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When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!

Where's the dog?

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive?

Cause he's dead.