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Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

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A windshield viper.

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Rick rolled.

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Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.