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Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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What's Mr. Skeltal's favorite candy?

Dootsie rolls.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead