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What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

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Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

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Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

What will they call her in 2017?

Madam President.