Madam President.
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
Because it's re-fined!
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
Because freedom rings.
God bless America.