Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

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Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.