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Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

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Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook