Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

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Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.