Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

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What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!