Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

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What did the programmer from the biker gang say?

It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!

Why do SJW's hate Programmers?

They objectify everything.

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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

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Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.