Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

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What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

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What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.