What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.