Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

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Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

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What's an artist's favorite fruit?

Crayon-berries Sorry

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.