Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

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Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

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Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!