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Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Crayon Jokes More Crayon Jokes

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.