Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

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What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

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What's an artist's favorite fruit?

Crayon-berries Sorry

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff