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Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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What's an artist's favorite fruit?

Crayon-berries Sorry

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still sticky.