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Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

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What to Russian Zombie Athletes want?

GAINZZZZZZ

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!