Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!