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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

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How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

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What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name