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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.