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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

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Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

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How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.