Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

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Why do people buy expensive rims?

They're investing in wheel estate.

What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!