Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

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What's the most terrifying gift your SO/Family can buy for you?

Reddit gold.

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!