He's trying to watch his sodium intake.
He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
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Nothing.
He couldn't stand all the racket!
An old man yelling at the cloud
Just receding.
Because he didn't want toupee.
It isn't hard.
Just feel around. It's not hard.
An old man!
An entrepruner.
A midwife crisis
Because people get all up in his grill.
It's a little meteor.
Decalfeinated
Via Sea-Section
He was making a scene!
X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Because he overcame the dark side
In the dark.
He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)
Smoked Muenster.
They don't want to be spotted.
He wanted to speak in tungsten.
Another day.
Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!