He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.
He's trying to watch his sodium intake.
He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?
Pop Quiz
Petrified wood.
Nothing.
Dementia
Its not that hard
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
He couldn't stand all the racket!
Nittany Lions
An old man yelling at the cloud
Just receding.
Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!
Because he didn't want toupee.
It isn't hard.
Just feel around. It's not hard.
An old man!
An entrepruner.
They're really good at it.
He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
Forgetti Bolognese.
Godfrey
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
Snakes and Larders!sna
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
To get to the dark side.
None. They like it on the dark side.
A dia-beetle
The mooovies. pls tell to friends.