He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.
He's trying to watch his sodium intake.
He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?
Pop Quiz
Petrified wood.
Nothing.
Dementia
Its not that hard
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
He couldn't stand all the racket!
Nittany Lions
An old man yelling at the cloud
Just receding.
Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!
Because he didn't want toupee.
It isn't hard.
Just feel around. It's not hard.
An old man!
An entrepruner.
So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk
Because he wanted to be a-loone.
A midwife crisis.
A midwife crisis
Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!
With a shoe horn.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
Opens the car door.
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
Snakes and Larders!sna
A margarita hits the spot every time!
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
Because his *degree* didn't work!
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
