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What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

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What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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What was the old man in despair about?

Nothing.

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.