What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

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Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

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Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!