What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia