March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

Previous Random Joke Next
School Jokes More School Jokes

How did the Endorian get to school every day?

Ewok'd.

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

What was the old man in despair about?

Nothing.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!