What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

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How do the fish get to school?

By octobus!

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

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Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.