What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

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Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia