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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

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Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

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How done is she?

A.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.