Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!

What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones