Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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What does an Ent want?

A bad birch.

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

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What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones