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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

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Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones