Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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How do the fish get to school?

By octobus!

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Because there were too many rulers in school!

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What do tired line dancers do?

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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.