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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

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How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.