Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.