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Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite FPS?

Borderlands.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How Am I Doing?

I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Mexican Girl Jokes More Mexican Girl Jokes

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!