Because her teacher told her to do an essay
His wife and kids.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Please tell me.
None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)
The teachers tend to Babylon.
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
She was told to do an essay in school.
Because he's too short to be an essay