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Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Mexican Girl Jokes More Mexican Girl Jokes

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts