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Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

14 Year Old Jokes More 14 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

Mexican Midget Jokes More Mexican Midget Jokes

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

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Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept