Essay Jokes

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

Who wants 2 try?

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

What did the Spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

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What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What do 16 year old boys and drug companies have in common?

They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

The both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

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What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-

How Did Norse Marsupials Write Their Sagas?

In Kangarunes.

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What is Chewbaccas favorite celebrity?

Wookie Goldberg

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

Mexican Student Jokes More Mexican Student Jokes

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Paragraph Jokes More Paragraph Jokes

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.