Essay Jokes

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

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Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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What do you call an English rock band that is high?

THE ROLLING STONED!

When did the 100 years war get serious?

When the English got Crecy

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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What do cats major in college?

String theory!!

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Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter!

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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