Essay Jokes

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

Who wants 2 try?

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

What did the Spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

Mexican Student Jokes More Mexican Student Jokes

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What's a machinists favorite song?

Turn Down for What!

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How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

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Exam Jokes More Exam Jokes

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

Which Star Trek character is a member of the magic circle?

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