Essay Jokes

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

Who wants 2 try?

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he is not a full essay.

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

What do you call a Mexican little person?

A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)...

What do you call a little Mexican?

A paragraph. Because he's not quite an essay.

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

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What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph?

Because he's too short to be called an essay.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

What do you call a Spanish midget?

A paragraph. Because he's not a full essay.

Why was the student witch so bad at essays?

Because she couldn't spell properly.

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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Sherlock Homie

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

Spanish Teacher Jokes More Spanish Teacher Jokes

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Mexican Midget Jokes More Mexican Midget Jokes

What do call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph. Because they're a short es.

Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'?

Because he's not a full es.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist