What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

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Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!