What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

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What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.