What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!