What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

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Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!