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What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.