How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

It depends how hard you throw them.

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What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

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What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

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How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

It depends how hard you throw them.

What did the painter say to the wall?

One more crack, and I'll plaster you.