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Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

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What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.