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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

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Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

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How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

Who's there! Chin and Tony! Chin and Tony who?

Chin and Tonyk!

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What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.