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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

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What's the most encouraging calisthenic?

Chin-ups!

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement