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Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins

Intimidate Jokes More Intimidate Jokes

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.