Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

Intimidate Jokes More Intimidate Jokes

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why are 490 Romans are funny?

Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.