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Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

Public access.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

A catastrophe!

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.