Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

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Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

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What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

A catastrophe!

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas?

Getting a N64 now

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!