Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

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Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked?

There was no bikini atoll

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust?

Easy Bake Ovens

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Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!