Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

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What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

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Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!