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Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.