Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

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Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

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What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!