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Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call it when a cat howls?

It Meyowls

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.