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Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

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Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

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Because cats are K10

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Turkey, apparently.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!