Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

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How did Canada pick its name?

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What do you call someone who knows one?

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I've yet to find someone who knows.

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Oh yeah. Imagination.

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

Where are the best sounding farts listed?

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.