Sharts.
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
To do *To do *To do to do to do to do to doooooo
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
The average elevation.
Alison to my radio in the mornings!
Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!
Dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss
Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.
Michael J Fox's signature.
He uses the finest ingredients.
Dethklok
He was on a watch list...
He drove a Ford.
Arrg, it's driving me nuts!
A dollar.
A Dollar
Woopsie Poopsie
