List Jokes

Where are the best sounding farts listed?

Sharts.

April Sale

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

What's the pink panther's to do list?

To do *To do *To do to do to do to do to doooooo

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

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Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

Who makes the best milkshakes ever?

Michael J. Fox.

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What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

What do you call a politically powerful shrub in Jamaica?

A hegemon.

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

What is the top selling fruit in the world?

Clay Aiken.

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What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.