List Jokes

Where are the best sounding farts listed?

Sharts.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What's the pink panther's to do list?

To do *To do *To do to do to do to do to doooooo

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Rasta Jokes More Rasta Jokes

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Which Star Trek character is a member of the magic circle?

Jean-Luc Pickacard

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernels

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Dark Joke Jokes More Dark Joke Jokes

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

Ahmed Mohamed Jokes More Ahmed Mohamed Jokes

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.