List Jokes

Where are the best sounding farts listed?

Sharts.

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What's the pink panther's to do list?

To do *To do *To do to do to do to do to doooooo

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

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Pink Panther Jokes More Pink Panther Jokes

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

Dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist?

It had concavities...

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

Shart Jokes More Shart Jokes

What do you call a shart?

Woopsie Poopsie

Where are the best sounding farts listed?

Sharts.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show?

Morning Ham