List Jokes

Where are the best sounding farts listed?

Sharts.

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

What's the pink panther's to do list?

To do *To do *To do to do to do to do to doooooo

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

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Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

State Jokes More State Jokes

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."