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What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

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What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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What do you call memories of zombies?

FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.