What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Weiner Jokes More Weiner Jokes

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

Memory Jokes More Memory Jokes

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

What do you call a iPhone 6S when its out of memory?

Successful.