What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

Democrat Jokes More Democrat Jokes

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Weiner Jokes More Weiner Jokes

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.