What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

Democrat Jokes More Democrat Jokes

What does a radical, Democrat and Republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Weiner Jokes More Weiner Jokes

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.