Damage Jokes

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

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What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

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What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

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Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Damage Jokes

What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

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What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

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What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?