Damage Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates.

Weiner Jokes More Weiner Jokes

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What do kings call musical chairs?

A Game of Thrones.

Philippine Jokes More Philippine Jokes

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.