You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
It wasn't his fault.
It was an ax-I-dent.
One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon
Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)
Just planning ahead...
Because that would be a sin-tax issue.
Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.
Food's on me tonight.
She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.
For Drizzle.
Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.
Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
The crayon is non-toxic!
He became an ex-Terminator!
