Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Who's there! Caitlin! Caitlin who?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!