Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Who's there! Conga! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this!

What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!