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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!