Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why would I do that?

Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.