Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

My girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

X-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.