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What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

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Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&amp?

M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"

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What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

What is the best thing about gaffer tape?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

New People Jokes More New People Jokes

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

Where is everyone?

Better make some new people!