What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

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What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

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Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

What's the best thing about a dead baby?

The aftertaste.

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What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

What do you call pasta with alzheimers?

Forgetti

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What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!