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What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

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What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

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What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What is the best thing about 25 year olds?

They generally have a college degree and are hard workers.

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What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!

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What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!