Alzheimer Jokes

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

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What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

What do you call pasta with alzheimers?

Forgetti

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

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How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb?

5,6,7,8.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

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What do you call a cow with Parkinson's?

Beef jerky