Alzheimer Jokes

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

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What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

What do you call pasta with alzheimers?

Forgetti

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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