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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

Cocaine.

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Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!