Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Why did the stoner cross the road?

Who else would follow a chicken

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Who's there! Ammon! Ammon who?

Ammon old hand at picking locks!

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out.

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.