Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do we need to die?

Chickens

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.