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Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...