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Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.