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Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...