Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

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Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

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Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

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Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.