Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

Www.oody www.oodpecker.

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

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Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.