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Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

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Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer?

Loo-Loo!

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

Who's there! Becca! Becca who?

Becca the net!

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Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.