Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

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Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

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Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

What the difference between Reddit and other sites?

On some of them you actually have a voat