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Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

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What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

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What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

Who's there! Becca! Becca who?

Becca the net!

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What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.