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Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

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Because he likes Tibet.

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Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

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Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

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What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

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It wanted to get to the other site!

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Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!