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Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

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What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

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Because they like to pump kin.

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Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

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Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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They don't like getting close to the net!

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They keep getting caught in the net!

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.