Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

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What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

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He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

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A neurosturgeon

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

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What, you hooked?

He says "All net."

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What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!