How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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What do you call a man with no shin?

Tony

What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What would you call Scott Adsit if he was a skirt?

Scott Ad

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!