It's skirts versus shins.
Toeknee.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
They already told you.
To the farmacy.
Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
He used the Hookshot!
Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
