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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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What do you call a man with no shin?

Tony

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.