How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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Shin Jokes More Shin Jokes

What do you call a man with no shin?

Tony

What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips