How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

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What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop?

An amish driveby

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!