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What do you call a man with no shin?

Tony

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.