Tony
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!
That rig a Tonys.
Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..
Tony.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Chin and Tonyk!
People can Voat.
About 3 inches
He said, "No man, clay chair."
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
Not enough cement
Keep your chins up.
Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"
Justinice.
Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.
Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
Stark naked.
Giovanni Change
Fettuccini Alfedora.
By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)
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