Tony
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!
That rig a Tonys.
Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..
Tony.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Chin and Tonyk!
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
It doesn't Mather.
They just don't believe in labels.
They tickle the goat on the chin.
Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.
Elon's musk
Elon Musk
Fix It Again Tony
Because they aren't really worth anything. Econ 101 humor.
They do declare!
He was caught in the possession of small arms
Cut funding for wind power in Australia
One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone......And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!
Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.
Their knees! Please comment "No"
Pants
The back of my hand.
