Tony
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!
That rig a Tonys.
Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..
Tony.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Chin and Tonyk!
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?
Your chron-tact.
A film that needs morbids.
A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.
He heard they were Pro-Pain.
It reads "Small medium at large."
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
To switch sides
Toeknee.
Russel.
Because they don't want a man lost!
You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!
There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.
