Tony
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!
That rig a Tonys.
Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..
Tony.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Chin and Tonyk!
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
That's check, mate.
Austronomers
Reptiles!
Make sure one is a match!
C4.
Kabamouflage
Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
Cut funding for wind power in Australia
He wanted tequila.
Tequila
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels
So he wouldn't talk in his sleep
Pasta la vista, baby.
Elon Musk
He just wants her to be down to Mars
