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When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!
That rig a Tonys.
Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..
Tony.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Chin and Tonyk!
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To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
The harder you hit 'em the more english you get
Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.
Iron, man.
All over.
Because he had my grains
One because his knee grows.
Her knees swell up when she farts.
They are German and a tad-Polish
They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.
Cut funding for wind power in Australia
One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone......And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!
Carlos
There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think
