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Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.