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Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

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Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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Why was the snowman infertile?

He had snow balls

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.