Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.