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What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

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What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.