What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!