What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

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What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.