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What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!