What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

What did the /r/news mod say to the other /r/news mod?

Censored

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.