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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What do you call a Russian tree?

Dimitree

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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How do you spot a modern spider?

He doesn't have a web he had a website!

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.