What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

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What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

How do you spot a modern spider?

He doesn't have a web he had a website!

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.