The Inter-nyet.
Because he's never Finnish.
Vladimir Poutine.
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
It's just what we tend to do
Nothing, it's just a website.
A URLologist.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)
Nyet long. He's always Russian.
It will be interred.
