What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

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Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)

What did the /r/news mod say to the other /r/news mod?

Censored

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.