What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.