Censor Jokes

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What did the /r/news mod say to the other /r/news mod?

Censored

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)

What did the moderator say to the redditor?

Deleted

Chinese Government Jokes More Chinese Government Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.