THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
The Inter-nyet.
The Desolation of Smog.
Be born in China.
Because it ran out of cluck!
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
Remains to be seen.
Chard remains.
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Bingo.
The bear minimum
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.
Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
He stopped believing in stereotypes.
Grounds for termination.
Because that would be "grounds" for termination!
