Because the censor erased the letter "s".
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
The Inter-nyet.
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
Chronic-logically.
The library, it’s got the most stories!
Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.
Flatulence
Two, but how do they get in there
None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend
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Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)
The Desolation of Smog.
The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."
A teddy boar!
Pork Chop!
A URLologist
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