Moderator Jokes

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the moderator say to the redditor?

Deleted

How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Deleted

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What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What'd she want?

Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts

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Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon!"

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!

Delete Jokes More Delete Jokes

What did a cyberman say to John Smith?

You will be deleted

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

Moderate Muslim Jokes More Moderate Muslim Jokes

What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim?

Hello friend!

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

Ad homonym

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Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.