Moderator Jokes

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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What did the moderator say to the redditor?

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

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What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

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What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint?

Five Guys.

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All of those guys already have boyfriends.

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Why is Kim Jong Un a terrible leader?

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How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.