Moderator Jokes

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What did they sew you up with?

Cat gut.

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

Bye Jokes More Bye Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.