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What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.