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What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

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What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.