A Beef
When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.
You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"
An argument
An argument.
A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.
Because his arguments against scrutiny.
Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.
Because theyre always so one sided!
He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.
A tents atmosphere
Ad homonym
The door.
Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.
Because they'll always have the last word.
They don't have a say in anything!
Because they're always so one sided!
An attornity.
Because they make themselves cross.
An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.
Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.
A pot roast.
A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.
No, YOU the bomb.
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
The Adhomineminal Snowman
You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.
Premature ejactulation.
Malaryan Steel.
Cause they can't stab them in the back
You tell her that her smile is contagious.
Tell him he's outstanding in his field!
All the conservatives are out working.
Nobody knows, they've never tried.
Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.
One's a pro, and one's a con.
Foster Farms
Because umbrellas can't walk.
Because umbrellas can't walk