What is so ironic about Atheists?

They're always talking about God.

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How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back?

You discussed me.

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Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.