What is so ironic about Atheists?

They're always talking about God.

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How do pigs talk?

Swine language

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

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What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief