What is so ironic about Atheists?

They're always talking about God.

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Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

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Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.