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What is so ironic about Atheists?

They're always talking about God.

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Why are dogs and engineers alike?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

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What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief