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What is so ironic about Atheists?

They're always talking about God.

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How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

What's even more impressive than a talking dog?

A spelling bee!

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.